your biggest fan,

i wanted to chime in real quick on the love affair (man crush) i now have for Bernie Pollard of the Kansas City Chiefs.

Mr Pollard,

I'm writing you today to inform you that you have become my favorite player of all-time. For my whole life there has been a tie for my undieing affection between Steve Tasker, Brett Farve and Lawerance Taylor. But you actions on Sunday, September 7th, 2008 have taken my man crush for you to places ive never been before. Never before has someone capture my dreams and lived them out on live television in front of me before. As i watched Sammy Morris push your struggling body towards the "Stetson Slinger" aka Giselle's boyfreind aka Bridget's Baby Daddy aka public enemy #1, i released an amount enthusiasm like never before. I want to personally thank you but i would be to fearful for my own life, meeting you would be similar to meeting Chuck Norris at this point, since up until sunday i was under the belief that Chuck was the only man alive that could stop Super-Tom and his video taping mentor. You sir are a patriarch of American football and you name and likeness will be forever embrazen upon my life. Thank you so very much for allowing the rest of the AFC East to believe that they have a chance and possibly ruining Brady's career on sunday.

your biggest fan,

john paul king baron

ps. dont say your sorry ever again. you should be proud of this "accomplishment" seeing that for the past five years every defensive player in the NFL has been trying to do exactly what you did Sunday.