"He's Got Balls Award"

out of the three "he's got balls" award winners i think this one takes the cake so far here is the link to the article... http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2008/07/31/4887_ntnews.html

you have to read it... i dont even wanna spoil this one so i leave so space before i give my opinion.

that's the car he was driving (not the exact car but the same model) now i cannot even comprehend what in the world this moron was thinking... driving 150 while he tapes himself jerking off, but if that wasnt enough.. he had 5k worth of drugs plus two potted marijuana plants in his back seat. He told the cops he "found" the drugs and the only person he was endangering was himself... ok i can believe that... sure... haha
but i do have to congratulate the man on winning the "he's got balls" award this week, cause it takes balls to jerk-off and drive... i would know (just kidding)

My lil girl

Im so proud of my lil girl...

Feeding Time

Destiny Marie,
I, your father, promise
i'll answer your every beckon call
i will pick you up when you fall,
i'll teach you wrong from right,
and tell you storys everynight
Ill never let you question my feelings towards you,
ill never let you feel unwanted and blue,
cause you and your mom are the reason i am,
and for that reason i will do everything i can,
to let you know i love you,
and i always will too.

a poem from my past

9 in da morn n i aint slept, livin the best dream i ever dreamt

light creeps thru cracks in the blinds
7 of us sittin here stoned outta our minds
nine in the morning n i aint slept
living the best dream i've ever dreamt
no sleep today in this dive
possibly falling but staying alive
the future is as bright as the window
but how to get there, we dont know
nine in the morning and i aint slept
living the best dream i've ever dreamt
giggling like children all the way
it's funny when the night turns to day
remembering days we never spent
talking about places that our minds went
nine in the morning and i aint slept
living the best dream i've ever dreamt
questioning existence thru suggestion
we have an answer then forgot the question
to solve riddles like sherlock now
i know i can but who knows how
nine in the morning and i aint slept
living the best dream i ever dreamt
following sentences without an ear
losing thoughts in each others beer
hopscotch might be to complicated
for minds that's this disintergrated
nine in the morning n i aint slept
living the best dream i've ever dreamt
arrogance and tolerance all in one
cooking your ribs all in fun
but jokes have to end sometime
and reality needs it's time to shine
nine in da morning n i aint slept
living da best dreami ever dreamt
the clock gives us a glance
and that moment gave us a chance
to end the day that was a night
n sleep thru the morning light
nine n da morning n i aint slept
living da best dream i ever dreamt

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i wrote this one a few years back, at nine in the morning(obviously) as my drunken state i was in, it didnt come out that bad. It followed a crazy uneventful evening that left me pondering my own existence. Now does this actually point to a time in which i started to grow up, No it dont, in fact this was probably the height of my "adult adolences" and one of the lower points in my life when i look back at it in hindsight. But all in all if you cant learn from something then i dont know why you did it in the first place, eh?

"The Bird"

To all of you fools who dont think my parent are the best there is, was and ever will be... eat it bucko's! I have spoken for i am Destiny Marie "Gizmo" Baron
Nikki had some fun with this one... i was picking on her and Desi and she made her flip me off... classic baby pic if ya ask me... ha

Milk-Breath

Got Milk? errr... formula?

A New Poem

“Nightime With Gizmo”

Two in the morning and I cant tell, whether im tired or caught in a spell. Cause she’s wide awake just looking at me. Smiling and crying all the way til three. Now she’s fed and burped too, I really don’t know what else to do. Change her diaper and hold her tight, sing another song for her tonight.
From Elton John to The Tragically Hip, there’s never a quiver in her lip. As long as I sing to her she’s content.
And I sit here wondering where the time went.
It’s closing on four oclock real fast, and I can tell that another night has passed, where I wont get much sleep at all. But that’s ok when im at her beckon call. I love the time I get to spend with her, but it’s sad that every morning the night has become a blur. Cause my memory don’t work so well, when ive been up longer than I can tell.
From Elton John to The Tragically Hip, there’s never a quiver in her lip. As long as I sing to her she’s content.
And I sit here wondering where the time went.
Five oclock and Gizmo’s fast asleep, I got two hours myself to get some sleep. Then it’s off to work missing her so, but it’s ok I’ve only got twelve hours to go, til I get to hold her in my arms once more. To let her know all the love I have in store. I wouldn’t trade these nights for a month of rest. Cause I realize these nights are, am will be the best.
From Elton John to The Tragically Hip, there’s never a quiver in her lip. As long as I sing to her she’s content.
And I sit here wondering where the time went.
I love the way she closes her eyes when I sing “no blue skys”. Then there’s the little movements she makes when I belt “the levee breaks”. “Don’t let the sun go down on me” always makes her smile with glee, but I wanna say before I pass, her favorite song is “this years love had better last”
From Elton John to The Tragically Hip, there’s never a quiver in her lip. As long as I sing to her she’s content.
And I sit here wondering where the time went.

A New Poem

“Nightime With Gizmo”

Two in the morning and I cant tell, whether im tired or caught in a spell. Cause she’s wide awake just looking at me. Smiling and crying all the way til three. Now she’s fed and burped too, I really don’t know what else to do. Change her diaper and hold her tight, sing another song for her tonight.
From Elton John to The Tragically Hip, there’s never a quiver in her lip. As long as I sing to her she’s content.
And I sit here wondering where the time went.
It’s closing on four oclock real fast, and I can tell that another night has passed, where I wont get much sleep at all. But that’s ok when im at her beckon call. I love the time I get to spend with her, but it’s sad that every morning the night has become a blur. Cause my memory don’t work so well, when ive been up longer than I can tell.
From Elton John to The Tragically Hip, there’s never a quiver in her lip. As long as I sing to her she’s content.
And I sit here wondering where the time went.
Five oclock and Gizmo’s fast asleep, I got two hours myself to get some sleep. Then it’s off to work missing her so, but it’s ok I’ve only got twelve hours to go, til I get to hold her in my arms once more. To let her know all the love I have in store. I wouldn’t trade these nights for a month of rest. Cause I realize these nights are, am will be the best.
From Elton John to The Tragically Hip, there’s never a quiver in her lip. As long as I sing to her she’s content.
And I sit here wondering where the time went.
I love the way she closes her eyes when I sing “no blue skys”. Then there’s the little movements she makes when I belt “the levee breaks”. “Don’t let the sun go down on me” always makes her smile with glee, but I wanna say before I pass, her favorite song is “this years love had better last”
From Elton John to The Tragically Hip, there’s never a quiver in her lip. As long as I sing to her she’s content.
And I sit here wondering where the time went.

Great Grandma and Grandpa Scott

they came into Tahlequah sunday to see Gizmo... err i mean Desi-pooh... err i mean Destiny Marie Baron

Ignorant Bible Thumping Redneck

and this weeks winner of the coveted Ignorant Bible Thumping Redneck of the Week is...

Here's a quick reason why he's this weeks winner... and this doesnt include lieing to the people of america, stealing an election or his inability to find Osama Bin Laden

here's a link if you cant read it very well...
http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=2775

a few pics

Me and Desi-pooh sleeping away
the three of us (upside down) in bed
I dont think she likes it when a "man" feeds her, but i try my best.

The Destiny Fist

When she was in the womb the did a sonogram and it showed her little fist held up like Jordan after hitting that shot against the Jazz, or Kobe during his 81pt performance. Kinda a prequel to her victory's later in life in politics and any other avenue she wants to venture down.

baby desi

Tuff Profit Baby

My little Girl's already doing commercials, marketing her grandpa's band eh? haha she's so cute. Hey maybe this might sell a few more albums for em, who knows. Anyhow what a cute picture, i love my little girl.

2nd He's Got Balls Award

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?articleID=20080710_11_A11_BSILTA850818

click the link

Ok a quick little version of the story. This Boy found a box of his daddy's porn (do you remember the thrill of finding your dad's porn collection) but after sitting down, lubing up and getting all ready for a glorious session, this young man discovered these porn tapes werent normal. They were more along the lines of beastiality, in fact it was beastiality. The tapes contained a woman getting it on with three different dogs, but alas it gets worse... the woman on the tape was his mother and the dogs, you guessed it, the family dogs. One of the dogs was very close to this boy, to the point of sleeping in his bed most nights. And now he's watching, in disbelief, his mother getting ran down by these hounds.
the cats jealous

But the reason he gets the He's Got Balls Award this week is because he called the cops and had his parents arrested for it. Now that is a noble idea but he had to know that he was now going to be moved to a group home for teenagers, ive been to a group home for teens and im telling you this right now, i'd rather live with parents who were F***ing animals then a group home. You think he would have at least called up his grandparents and said "grandpa, mom's having sex with the dogs can i come live with you?" or something. Now he's destined to share a cell with his father four or five years from now, cause group homes are just a learning ground for future felons. I feel bad for the kid, but honestly if it took him fifteen years to noticed that "the dogs were trained for rape" then he might just deserve his parents.

but congatulations to him on winning the He's Got Balls Award this week.

this is a picture of the boys father... i wonder

how did he ever say "oh, ok honey, sure you can F*** the dog.

But only if i can videotape it and when your done, im getting

a bl**j*b from the cat, is it a deal honey?"

jackass!

Pics from Destiny's first trip to the River

Mommy feeding the hungry baby girl
More of the same...

she was so adorable though, we got there just as Johnna, Andy, Mandy and freind were floating by. We were only there ten minutes or so due to Destiny's straight fear of sweating. She didnt like that one bit. The first little glistening of her little forehead and it was time to go.

A group of cool pics from this weekend

Destiny and her cousin Craylyn

Great Grandpa Walsh and Uncle Michael

Me and Nikki from i dont know when

Probably the best pic of the three of us so far.

it was taken at church today 7.19.08

more pics

Me and Des in Drawing like conditions... haa
Me and Des doing our best Charry Chaplin inpressions.
Des at the Hospital and her first meal.

more pics

Mommy right after the C-section. She didnt really recall kissing Destiny. But luckily Daddy snuck a camera into the delivery room and got a picture for her.

Mommy in our room at the hospital

Me and Des having fun with Grandpa's awesome camera gift. Thank you grandpa Danny Joe we love it, and hey now you can see Baby Des whenever you want, eh?

i love looking into My Baby's Eyes

"Mama Used To Sing To Me"

"Mama Used to Sing to Me"..:
Mama used to sing to me. To settle my nerves at night.
I would just lay there in bed holding her hand so tight.
She'd encourage me to sing with her to no avail.
I was embarrassed as a child with a voice so frail.
But I lay there and listen to her sweet melody
Smiling throughout my sleep cause she was singing to me
Now im a grown man and I lost her so long ago.
But with every evening i close my eyes and sing soft and low.

"Ive seen fire and ive seen rain."
And I wish I could hear you sing it again.
James taylor don't do my memory right
And my voice wont help me through the night

Mama used to sing to me, and I still recall
Everytime she would end the song I'd ball
Crying to myself as she would leave the room
Knowing that I into my dreams id soon consume
I miss her everytime I lay down for bed
And I keep hearing her songs in my head.
But now im gonna be the parent singing at night
And I pray my daughter will hold my hand tight

"I've seen fire and I've seen rain"
I cant wait to sing that song again.
James taylor don't do my love right
And my voice will be heard every night

Mama used to sing to me.
Oh I miss those days.
Mama used to sing to me.
Oh how I held her praise.
Mama used to sing to me.
And I know one thing for sure
Mama used to sing to me.
And now I will sing for her.

thank you Mr. Taylor, you wrote a song about remorse and loss that my mother sang to me and to this day it makes me cry sweet tears with memorys of my mothers sweet voice.


this was written on February 14th, 2008. For some reason some of my best writing has happened on Valentines day. I dont know why, maybe it's the hopeless romantic in me yearning to get out. I dont know... well this poem is pretty self explanatory my mom sung to me and it's one of my greatest memories of her and now i sing to my daughter hoping she will remember it when i am gone.

two most beautiful girls in the world

I needed to smile today, i have a horrible day. With what seems to be a never ending line of ignorant cranks, but today im letting it get to me for some reason. The Teflon Don has a kink in the armor on this thursday afternoon. But a pic of the two most beautiful girls in the world has brought my spirits up. I love you Nikki, I love you Destiny.

Ignorant Bible Thumping Rednecks

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?articleID=20080717_12_OKLA363263

just read the article and realize the ignorance in this... find me in the Bible where Satan is supposively endorsing Homosexuality... dont worry i'll wait.

You stupid F**ks, and people wonder why i hate the south sometimes. Get an education somewhere other than Bible school. This is rediculous, but the most horrendous thing about this is that it will probably get him re-elected. He's had some other inappropriate dealings in the past, and honestly right now i dont care to know the details of them, they dont matter to me right now. But this, is down right borderline retarded...

This is rediculous, and if i pissed you off... i dont F**king care grow up and worry about yourself and your own moronic statements not what some gay people do on their spare time. Really does it matter that much to you, or are you just too concerned with uncertainty of your own sexuality.

I for one am not gay, not because i think it's wrong but because it just doesnt suit me. I think Men are disgusting and not attractive so im not gay... plain and simple. But ask yourself this question? Why are you not gay? i know it sounds like a stupid question, but ask yourself it and see if you can give an answer that isnt narrow minded and ignorant... if you answer "Cause them Queers are going against God's will" then you sir are a candidate for the IGNORANT BIBLE THUMPING REDNECK of the week Oklahoma State Commisioner Brent Rinehart is this week's winner.

He's a Jackass

I mean really where do these people get off saying there christian then chastising those who dont believe exactly as they do. God means for us to love one another as he loves us, God cares not your race, your heritage nor your sexuality. I can understand some people's beliefs when it comes to abortion and gay marriage. I do, there is a leg to stand on there i guess, or at least an arguement that has some factual and relevant information. But to compare gay people to a tool of Satan is ignorant and truly offends me that someone who has power in the state i live in would admently feel that way.

on a side note:

i am thrilled to see some of our state law makers standing against him in this comic book crusade against gay people and his political enemies. Even some of his most staunch supporters are making statements against him and that is quite a relief to hear. And i will say using a comic book to help you campaign is a great idea. I love seeing reprints or original copies of many old campaign ads that were depicted in comic book fashion. It's an attention catching idea that hasnt been used in a long time. Bravo to him for that, boo to him for being the IGNORANT BIBLE THUMPING REDNECK of the week.

Destiny in pink

Destiny Marie Baron, she was so good yesterday... smiling and just so sweet.

a New Poem

“I’d Rather Die”

Skipping rocks across the pond, waiting for you to respond
Why do you keep me waiting, sitting here just anticipating
Wondering what your thinking, I think I’ll just start drinking
Drown my worries in a tall glass, tell my feelings to kiss my ass

That’s what I want to do, but I just cant
Get up outta here but I got to much restraint
You see what I want to do, is say goodbye
But compared to losing you, I’d rather die

Pacing a hole in the earth, ive been impatient since birth
Why do I need you with me, when you don’t want to kiss me
Wondering what your thinking, while i sit here drinking
Fill my glass to the brim, wondering why you left me for him

That’s what I want to do, but I just cant
Get up outta here but I might just faint
You see what I want to do, is say goodbye
But compared to losing you, I’d rather die

I could kidnap ya and just run away
I want your love, but not that way
I could hold a boombox over my head
But that’s a message that’s already been said
I could write the words you need to hear
But instead ill just finish my beer

You see what I want to do, is say goodbye
But if that means losing you, I’d rather die

Waiting, debating, anticipating, to relating
Infatuating, deliberating, exasperating, and castrating

A broken pencil snapped in half, and all I can do is laugh
Cause my inebriation hit me, but I still need you with me
and i can barely hold up my head, i'd rather be dead
than to spend another minute without you in it.

That’s what I want to do, but I just cant
Get up outta here and finish my drink
You see what I want to do, is say goodbye
But if that means losing you, I’d rather die

this poem isnt about anyone, or anything really... i was more or less putting myself into the shoes of an old freind of mine and a few movies ive seen in my life. Im not losing anyone (to my knowledge) and im about as happy as i have ever been in my entire life. So dont get the wrong idea, i just really liked the chorus i came up with and had to run with it.