GOD HAVE MERCY... you have to read this... easily... my newest winner of the ignorant bible thumping redneck of the week award winner.

http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/597604.html

i cant even try and make fun of this article... just read it.

but if you need someone to make fun of it for you read what
KSK had to say... http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/ksk-off-topic-the-song-of-frances-barton.html#more-7452

Sneak peek christmas pics

the best picture ive ever taken of Desi
enjoying the taste of her own hands

not enjoying picture time

get this tree off me

whats this red thing... it's pretty... i want to eat it.

Floor Time With Desi

look at those two, like peas in a pod
she can kinda see herself

now she definetly can. it's her little freind. i sware she talks to her own reflection more than she talks to me. it's freaking adorable.

more fun

tiling desi

Some of my most favorite memories ~ From Desi's mommy!

She is so beautiful! Dads lil' mini me

Cheering on the Bills with her daddy!

My lil' turkey

Desi's first time @ the duck pond. We had a blast!

More pictures of the Desinator!

it's getting ready for night time as you can see with her PJ's on
her new freinds the "sunburned piggy" and pink bear

gotta love the ducky robe

i think she doesnt know what to think about the sunburned piggy

holdin her new ducky close

now that look is totally nikki

that one nikki says is me

a perfect picture to end the post with

the adventures of desi

the baron daily

My Daughters Eyes

this is martina mcbride's song written by james slater. but i just absolutely think it fits me perfect. As well as probably two milliion other americans. but hey whatever.

YO DESI RAPS

sitting in my chair, with a beanie on my hair
granmda giving kisses, you see she's grandpa's mrs

i dropped my duck, aww what the....

no he's come back to me, im a happy girl you see

no i hide in the blanket, you cant see my booty and you cant spank it

cause im desi you know, the cutest little girl fo sho!

now all yall betta recognize, that i dont have to wear a disguise

cause you cant see me, you can only wish to be me.

i wanna tell you something about all these pictures... so listen

granpa kisses me but his beard is scratchy
so i cry and bite his shoulder

see all that slobber, that's me salivating

focus on me, then get rid of the red eyes please

now im doing my best Hulk Hogan impression... see grandpa's scared.

Sing Me a Song!

that's right sing to me, serenade me a lullaby... i want to hear you sing darnit!

A night out

Sexy
psychodelic pic... yes that blond is checking me out.

more pyscholdelic pics

pyscho pic... hahaha nikki sang karaokae with me

blue pschodelic

im a cereal eating badass cat kicking little beautiful baby

aww ill save that for later
"no" means ask grandma... cry means mommy will give me what i want, smile and daddy starts crying and just look at grandpa and i get the world. these guys are too easy!

daddy's hair looks curly but it really aint. but what the real story here is look at my guns... im ripped.

haha ive covered my mouth so you cant give me no more food. try and get around that baracade there daddy! haha im better than houdini.

Grandpa's strumming, Mommy's clowning, daddy's clicking and im just astounded that im actually related to these people!