YO DESI RAPS

sitting in my chair, with a beanie on my hair
granmda giving kisses, you see she's grandpa's mrs

i dropped my duck, aww what the....

no he's come back to me, im a happy girl you see

no i hide in the blanket, you cant see my booty and you cant spank it

cause im desi you know, the cutest little girl fo sho!

now all yall betta recognize, that i dont have to wear a disguise

cause you cant see me, you can only wish to be me.

i wanna tell you something about all these pictures... so listen

granpa kisses me but his beard is scratchy
so i cry and bite his shoulder

see all that slobber, that's me salivating

focus on me, then get rid of the red eyes please

now im doing my best Hulk Hogan impression... see grandpa's scared.

Sing Me a Song!

that's right sing to me, serenade me a lullaby... i want to hear you sing darnit!

A night out

Sexy
psychodelic pic... yes that blond is checking me out.

more pyscholdelic pics

pyscho pic... hahaha nikki sang karaokae with me

blue pschodelic

im a cereal eating badass cat kicking little beautiful baby

aww ill save that for later
"no" means ask grandma... cry means mommy will give me what i want, smile and daddy starts crying and just look at grandpa and i get the world. these guys are too easy!

daddy's hair looks curly but it really aint. but what the real story here is look at my guns... im ripped.

haha ive covered my mouth so you cant give me no more food. try and get around that baracade there daddy! haha im better than houdini.

Grandpa's strumming, Mommy's clowning, daddy's clicking and im just astounded that im actually related to these people!

a great day in america

i wont be the first nor the last but i want to take this oppurtunity to congratulate President Obama. It is a wonderful day in america, a history making day and a day i will never forget.

"if ya smell what barrack is cooking"
"im just peepin guts, smelling my fingers"

CHANGE!!!

god bless america, god bless obama, god bless us all.

finally a chance for america to grow as a whole.

i got some stuff to say (desi)

Haha im puking, now clean me up women!

but dont you love my bib
me and mommy are soooo comfy right now. leave us alone and turn off the damn flash daddy! geez, please enough with the pics while im sleepin.

this is my tounge, and this is my godmother aunt nonnie. so there.

yep, it's election day and im already declaring my intention to run for office in 2040... bitches better recognize.

my daddy got all inventive with these christmas lights... i gotta say for a nincompoop he's an alright guy i guess. at least he feeds me and cleans my butt.

yeah lights!

old pics

look how lil i used to be...
me and grandma just kickin it.

stupid, dumb bible thumping redneck of the year

a blast from the past... but i read something today that has made me have to update the dumbass bible thumping redneck of the week award... and the winner is...

the dumbass that was quoted in this morning's tulsa world stating and i quote

"Obama is scary to me, he wants to change everything. when i see soap in the store that says new and improved it scares me. i just want my regular old soap"

that used her name but i wont... no need to celebrate her ignorance...

but she made her quote less important by adding this quote..." i support Mccain because he's like Bush and i like Bush"

so i guess there goes her credibility, if she actually deserved any.

i still cant believe that Oklahoma residents actually think that Sarah Palin is more prepared to be president than Barack Obama. I hate ignorant bible thumping rednecks who cant see outside their panhadle existence. i feel bad for them...

daddys' boring

My little girl, is the center of my world

the cream on the rise, the reason for my crys

the sense of reason, in every changing season

the sparkle in my eye, the reason i try

to be all i can be, be the man i should be

but will she know this, that i melt with every kiss

"Dad, your boring!"

So i wasnt done talking...

?, i dont know what's going on.
ok, look you lil bastards i am sick of you putting bad pictures of me on the internet. when i get older... im suing you. do you hear me daddy... im gonna sue you. punk

ok, i see now you put me in the sink to wash me, that's totally BS, i deserve a tub. a clean massgae jet having tub. with lil bubbles and my own rubber ducky dammit

ahh me and mommy got a cool looking dark picture together. im so cute

Grandpa, i expect royaltys when you make it big. ya hear!

Desi has something to say people

This is my chair, and i love it. I do!
I got to give grandpa a good morning birthday present he'll never forget... ya know why... cause im desi that's why!

I am a cute lil turkey. dont forget that.

Im a techno freak... let's go to a rave with my peeps. seriously start that dance music i got the light sticks all ready to go.

im sleepy but im smiling... so love it.

the Joker.. drunk style

dont watch

Halloween

the witch and the joker
the joker again

the damn witch and the damn joker again

grandma vicki and grandpa danny joe